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All good men to rally around Duke John the Fearless!

Lift your strong arms in protection of the Lord of Smoothness!

Let it not be said that when danger ... gluurgh *splutter* gasp

[drowns in own blood, clutching fancy handplane]

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That’s what happens when you use planes as decoration, rather than as actual tools? Plenty of one-armed waiters at Cracker Barrel (so I hear).

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